The first punch landed clean enough to make my wife smile

 

 

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“I need a favor,” I said.

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“That phrase from you usually ends badly.”

 

“I think my wife and her boyfriend are planning something involving my house.”

 

“How romantic.”

 

“I’m serious.”

 

“So am I.”

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I explained the call.

 

Rebecca stopped joking.

 

“Send me everything.”

 

“There’s more.”

 

I told her Derek owned a gym.

 

She asked for the company name.

 

I gave it to her.

 

Then she said something strange.

 

“Don’t sign anything.”

 

“I wasn’t planning to.”

 

“No. Cole. Anything. Not a waiver. Not a gym release. Nothing.”

 

“Why?”

 

“I don’t know yet.”

 

That sentence stuck with me.

 

By Thursday morning, Rebecca called again.

 

“Your wife transferred seventy-two thousand dollars out of the joint savings account eight months ago.”

 

I sat up in the motel bed.

 

“What?”

 

“Three transfers. Twenty-four thousand each.”

 

I opened my banking app.

 

I almost never checked that account.

 

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